I was bored the other afternoon and made an owl. Here it is:

Doctor Hoo? Sheila? Ian Jenkins?Then the good people of Twitter decided that it needed a name. So a competition ensued.

Entries currently include: Timothy Owlifant, Ozymandias, Cuthbert, Mr Crumpgrumble, Barney, Student (Stu for short), Sheila, Barney, Hoot, Simon, Barry, Geoffrey, and Ian Jenkins.

The winner will get a poem written for them by the owl. Put your entry in the comments below.

(Extra points will be added for gender-non-specificity or anything that makes me laugh out loud.)