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Sir Ian Bowler – The End?
May 4, 2012 in sir ian bowler | Tags: #MayorBowler2012, boris johnson, Brian Paddick, Jenny Jones, Ken Livingstone, London Mayor, Mayor of London, Siobhan Benita, sir ian bowler | Leave a comment
The final episode of Ian Bowler’s Electile Dysfunction.
Ian Bowler’s Bad Week
April 24, 2012 in sir ian bowler, video | Tags: Brian Baddick, darren strange, Electile Dysfunction, Jake Yapp, Mayor of London, Romilly Turner, sir ian bowler, zoe s. battley | 3 comments
Shocking New Footage From The Bowler Camp
March 3, 2012 in sir ian bowler, video | Tags: #MayorBowler2012, boris johnson, Brian Paddick, Ken Livingstone, Mayor of London, Siobhan Benita, sir ian bowler | Leave a comment
Here is the latest behind-the scenes video from the campaign.
And here’s the campaign video for those who may have missed that last week…
Tomorrow Starts Now!
February 24, 2012 in parody, sir ian bowler, video | Tags: #MayorBowler2012, boris johnson, Ken Livingstone, Mayor of London, sir ian bowler | 1 comment
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Sir Ian Bowler for Mayor of London?
January 25, 2012 in parody, sir ian bowler | Tags: Aylesbury, boris johnson, Bovril, Greater London Authority, Ken Livingstone, London, Mayor of London, Montrachet, sir ian bowler | 8 comments
This morning I found a hastily-scrawled note wedged through my letterbox, smeared with pate and Montrachet.
People of London,
I think it’s appalling that you, as voters, should have to choose between a drink-sodden, priapic, bumptious right-wing simpleton and a wily appeaser-of-unpleasant-extremists with an unhealthy fixation on handling pond life. Why should you have to choose between those two? Especially when there’s a candidate who offers all of that, and more.
Me.
Now, I’m more well-known for my association with my countryside constituency of Buckland and Ruttington. My campaign to bring back village idiots, and to stop them being replaced with one, large, out-of-town superdunce near Aylesbury was notable for its enthusiasm, if not its success.
However, as an MP I have spent a lot of time in London. As much time as you could afford. I have dined in your many fantastic restaurants, been thrown out of your many inviting zoos, and, on one occasion, been held in remand at your beautiful HMP Wormwood Scrubses.
I have reason to believe that my candidacy would be supported by a huge range of people: from the very rich to the very prosperous. Some have suggested that I might be unduly influenced by my connections to United Beef. I admit that I do sit on the board of United Beef, but I strenuously reject that that has had any influence on my support for compulsory Bovril in maths lessons; the building of the 620-foot long Wall Of Cowmeat to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee; or the opening of St. Ermintrudes Beef-cademy School. I reject the insinuation that I have been injecting subliminal messages in my statements to promote the eating of the finest of meats because of my steak in the company.
So, in short, I am looking for the names of 330 London voters willing to support my candidacy. If I can find them, I can moo-ve on to fundraising (asking United Beef for a cheque).
So, if you want to see a change in London, pop your name below. Or subscribe to my You Tubes (Our Tubes?). Or my Twits (@sirianbowlermp).
After all, isn’t it time that London had someone who wasn’t a joke candidate?
Yours,
Sir Ian Bowler, MP for Buckland & Ruttington, The Lesser Of Three Evils
So there you have it. I am reliably informed that if he can get the 330 names, Sir Ian will make a serious attempt to “clean up my utility room. And then London.”
What do you think, London?